JUST A REMINDER.

GRANT HERE. THIS BLOG IS DEAD. SAEVUS WAS A TERRIBLE CHARACTER, AND I’M SORRY YOU WERE ALL EXPOSED TO HIS FUCKING CRAPPINESS. PLEASE, EITHER UNFOLLOW THIS, OR KNOW THAT WHENEVER IT SAYS ‘bard-as-a-rock has followed you/liked and or reblogged this’ IT ISNT THIS BLOG. ITS MY MAIN BLOG, edenechoesinmyhead.tumblr.com SO HINHINT NUDGENUDGE PLEASE FOLLOW THAT. YEAH.

Please guys.

This blog is a complete fucking failure. I’m not good at RP. No amount of practice will fix that. Please, the fact that more people follow this piece of shit than my real blog edenechoesinmyhead, pisses me off. I’m done with this. Unfollow this blog, please?

Anonymous asked: LooK, we RPers take roleplaying very seriously. We love our characters. When a flat out stupid character like yours comes along, it's really just offensive, it makes fools out of every legitimate RPer everywhere. First off...you're not really even funny at all. And RPing is about interacting with others and their characters. All you do is talk to yourself and document the travels of a boring character; if you need a creatove outlet, please, just do anything other than roleplaying...

((You have a point… Thanks for not swearing and yelling at me about it. Okay. From here on in, I give up this blog, and this character. One more thing in life I suck at. Not a new feeling. Too bad I don’t have the attention span for writing. So yeah. Potentially great hobby, gone. But thanks for being intelligent and putting it the nice way and not raging. So yeah, here’s Saevus, signing off one last time. See you in Sovngarde, bitches.))

Aaand the anonymous messages telling me I suck resume

((Im a bad roleplayer. I get it. But seriously guys. Why do you have to be so brutal?? At least tell me what I’m doing wrong. Here’s what I’d like to see: Hey Grant! I appreciate that you want to try something new but you’re doing X, Y, ans Z wrong. Instead I get: ur a guy. unless ur gay or a woman, u shuoldnt rp. and u suck at it. ur character is inslulting 2 me n the rest of teh innernets. plz kill off saevus in a humiliating way adn choke on a huge dik, bai!))

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Saevus is not particularly fond of fine food. He’s a meat and potatoes kind of guy.

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He’s wishes he could be a sneaky, silent, thief type kinda guy, but his large build and frequent states of inebriation make that goal impossible for him.

Sorry for my prolonged absence…

I’ve been spending my days recently in an Inn, in Markarth. I’ve not the slightest clue who saved me or who brought me there, but a priest of the Dibellan Temple told me I nearly died Alcohol Poisoning which is horker shit. Now that I’ve spent weeks in a bed in a smelly, cold, stone-walled hell-hole — which is apparently considered to be ‘hospitality’ by the people of Markarth — being scolded by the barkeep every time I try to get the help to smuggle me a cold drink, I’m well rested and ready to hit the road. I’ve been asking around, trying to discover the identity of the one who saved me. Quite frankly, I don’t remember what was happening or where I was when I got sick, but I’m wondering whether or not it may have been near Dragon Bridge?

And gods damn, I lost a good 35 pounds and grew a beard down to my waist. Might as well join those ‘greybeards’ up on the Throat of the World? Or just shave. That seems a bit more plausible.

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((“We’re ready to start this war in earnest, then?” - Galmar Stone-Fist

I’m taking up the duty of trying top get this blog running again, and for sweetrolls’ sakes, guys, i’m TRYING to be a better roleplayer, IM LEARNING DONT JUDGE ME, JUST CRITICIZE ME IN A POSITIVE WAY gahhh I luv u guise y u luv me back))

01 - Saevus is mostly joking when he says bad things about different races. Except Dunmer. He doesn’t like Dunmer.

((don’t have a scanner but yeah, here’s me jumpin on the ol caravan with a doodle of Saevus Tsoukalis))

((don’t have a scanner but yeah, here’s me jumpin on the ol caravan with a doodle of Saevus Tsoukalis))

((WAT DO))

Skyrim kept saying that all my save files were corrupted. Managed to save everything, but most recent Saevus save is unsaevable (cant tell if good pun or bad feel) except my backup….17 levels and 3 questline completions ago…so Saevus is now gonna be a level 12 character again :( so fuck…

You think avoiding those cliff-racers is tough? Try being an Imperial Bard living in Skyrim. The name's Saevus; I've been living in this glorified glacier of a country for a little over a year now. The Nords don't particularly enjoy bards, but I think all those hard-headed brutes need to warm their souls is a little Cyrodiilian comedy, no?

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